Okay so I just went on my friend Sarah's profile which she decided to alter and it made me want to make my profile a bit.. well... not crap. So here goes my attempt..

Hey, I'm David and I'm 19 years of age. I play a lot of sports because I find them fun. Particularly football (soccer for all you American folk out there) and tennis occasionally in summer. I work out but not as much as I maybe should, but I plan to changethat this year and make a real effort to get bigger. Yeah I'm happy with how my body looks, hence why I have pictures of it but I think we all know it can deffinitely be improved so I'll get cracking on that.

In October I started university and I LOVE it! The course I'm studying is called criminolgy, linking psychology with criminal justice and sociology. So as you can probably guess I want to join the police force when I finish uni. But not just that! Oh no. I want to move down under to the land of Aus =) Why? Well the weather is A LOT nicer than in the UK (I like it warm..), the starting pay in the police is higher AND I think the accent is pretty hot =) Plus everyone seems quite laid back which I think suits my personality down to a tee.

I usually try to be quite funny and witty but sometimes it doesn't exactly go to plan and my jokes are lame and no-one laughs. But on other days I make people laugh all the time. Sarcasm forms the base of a lot of my humour, especially when I'm talking to my parents because it really winds my mum up. I've been told my petty arguments with M&D are quite amusing to watch =)

I'm currently attempting to learn guitar having failed miserably when I was roughly 8 or 9 because I couldn't be arsed to practice. But now I'm self-teaching it's a lot more relaxed (I'm a bit lenient on myself) and it also means I can just learn how to play songs rather than the theory bit. So yeah, that's coming along quite nicely. I can play a range of intros but very few full songs, and I suck at singing so don't ask me to do that =D

I like to use good grammer, it's a very good habit to get into. I don't mind if you don't, that's fine, it's your personality but if you could please refrain from alternating upper and lower case (ExAmPlE) then that would be fantastic! I use "..." a lot in my messages so if it annoys you, just let me know.. =)

Genesis: "a funny guy who puts family first before anything, you have strong faith in what you believe in, you are a protector, and a provider, you like to have fun but can be serious, your kind and sometimes people can take advantage of that. you are a great listener and people come to you for advice. you enjoy life to the fullest and like to try new things. you like adventure and a challenge and the sun"

So yeah, that's me. Anything else you'd like to know then don't hessitate to ask. Over and out.

Hey, I'd love to chat with you whoever you are, especially if you're an Aussie because I plan to move there in the not-too-distant future :). Also if you're bilingual with English and Italian then I'll love you if you help me learn Italian. I was meant to be learning Italian but I haven't really tried for far too long.

Also I'm gunna have to set some age boundaries. Between 16 and.. 25 would be nice, someone of my generation genuinely makes for better conversations. Feel free to send me a message if you're outside of this age range but please don't be offended if I don't reply. Also a little more than "hi" would be nice. I like to have conversations rather than a mere exchange of 2 or 3 words at a time. Oh and also! If I ask how are you, it's generally to polite to ask how I am when you answer, even if you don't give a toss I'm fine with that, just don't be rude.

Chats before Adds yesh? Sweet. No really, I won't accept you until you talk to me. And when you do talk to me it's usually a good idea to say more than just one sentence.

Umm the sporty stuff that I mentioned in the 'About Me' section I guess could fit here but I'm not going to put it twice. Apart from that I love going out with friends with/without alcohol, it doesn't matter to me. I enjoy meeting new people but sometimes I'm shy on like.. the first meet but second time round I'll be bubbly as =) I enjoy listening to music and I would really like to go to some gigs/festivals, I just can't afford to really as I'm meant to be saving. But hopefully I'll find some money from somewhere and go and have fun =)

If you want to meet me btw, I'm up for that once I've got to know you. Unfortunately for you I'm unlikely to leave the UK to do that because flights cost far too much. France/Belgium: just about but I'd have to make a holiday out of it. Australia: YES YES YES!I'm going there from June to October 2010!

I like a huge mix of genres ranging from rock to hip-hop, especially indie and 'alternative rock'.

Some notable artists include:

Akon; Arctic Monkeys; Bloc Party; Fallout Boy; Gym Class Heroes; Justin Timberlake; Kanye West; Kid Cudi; Mayday Parade; Pendulum; Rihanna; Snow Patrol and Ultrabeat just to name a few.

Don't really have any particular favourites apart from perhaps Hot Fuzz and American Pie. I enjoy most films as long as they're not too predictable and have a bit of humour in them. I hate films that are dull (so stop showing them Film4!) Having said that, i don't enjoy films set in a time any earlier than the 1990s, or most musicals. No wait.. All musicals. Unrealistic story lines are also quite annoying, and any films that have clearly taken inspiration from other films and completely missed the mark. Unlike a lot of people I hate a lot of Disney, especially Mickey Mouse. If I'd ever been to Disney Land/World when I was a child I would've been one of those kids who kicks the guy in the suit. The Disney films I do like are Peter Pan, Aladin (1st one), Aristocats, The Lion King (1st one) and maybe one or 2 others I can't think of right now.

The Butterfly Effect is an amazing film!

I don't watch much TV but I guess Family Guy, Scrubs, Friends and Skins are all worth watching. My favourite of all though is The Inbetweeners. It's an English comedy (yeah, we don't steal all of them from America) and it's my favourite program of all time. The complete 1st series except one episode (annoyingly possibly the best episode) is on youtube so search it =) It represents British secondary schools exactly! The 2nd series might be on there too, I haven't checked.

I don't read as much as I probably should, although the Dan Brown books I've read have been good. I've read all the Harry Potters as well.. You just have to really.

"Ahh there's something crawling up my leg! Oh - it's my sock" - a dramatic friend of mine.

"Too hot? Too spicy? Hot hot!" - Dee just because she randomly started wheeling off slogans =S

Lee: Went clubbing last night and got back at 4am so I pulled a sicky to get off work
Me: Cool where did you go?
Lee: Town
Me: Fair. Who with?
Lee: Girls from nursery
Me: You're Sick!

Me: I have chocolate cake with coke in it... Like coca-cola, not cocaine!
John: Suuure, spill your drink?
Me: No, I think my uncle made it, he always tries whacky cakes.
John: So it is cocaine..

More to follow as I think of them.