City Morgue, You kill em, we chill em.
Login To Vote 2 37 "Bob's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!"
Login To Vote 3 32 "911 - What is your emergency?"
Login To Vote 4 27 Hello Clarice
Login To Vote 5 26 Hello, please state your name, address, and credit card number.
Login To Vote 6 26 Roadkill Caf顠You kill it, we grill it
Login To Vote 7 24 Ask "Is this being recorded?"
Login To Vote 8 22 "Miller's Amish farm. Sorry, we don't have a phone." *click*
Login To Vote 9 20 Dicks ... hotdogs...If you like hotdogs, you'll love dicks !!!
Login To Vote 10 17 (Name of your town) sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it! How may I help you?
Login To Vote 11 17 Wait for *them* to say hello
Login To Vote 12 16 "Phone tag, you're it."
Login To Vote 13 15 "I've got the money, just let her go, she's been through enough."
Login To Vote 14 14 The number you have dialed has been disconnected...
Login To Vote 15 13 "Hello? OH NO! the voices are back again!"
Login To Vote 16 13 You are the weakest link. Goodbye
Login To Vote 17 11 "Florida abortion clinic, No fetus can beat us, how may i direct your call"
Login To Vote 18 11 If the person says hello fisrt scream 'Who sent You?!'
Login To Vote 19 10 Wong's Laundry; if it has to be white, it has to be Wong!
Login To Vote 20 9 say very panicky "send someone in with the money and no one gets hurt!"
Login To Vote 21 8 hello, this is the suicide hotline.. please hold
Login To Vote 22 7 House of God, Moses speaking, how may I help you?
Login To Vote 23 6 "Hello Johnny? i told you to dump the body! now hurry up before we get caught!"
Login To Vote 24 6 Acme Funeral parlor. You stab 'em. We slab 'em.
Login To Vote 25 6 Joe's Crematorium - You kill 'em, we grill 'em.
Login To Vote 26 6 "Your gonna be my new phone buddy"
Login To Vote 27 5 I told you not to call when my wife's home...
Login To Vote 28 5 Suicide Hotline
Login To Vote 29 3 "Your soul is mine"
Login To Vote 30 3 hell
Login To Vote 31 2 Moo?
Login To Vote 32 2 Sorry, she's dead. Can I have her call you back?
Login To Vote 33 1 "Hello, i'm a secret agent... oops, i have to kill you now"
Login To Vote 34 1 carl's cookie jar, wht crumb you wanna bum with?
Login To Vote 35 1 henry's hen-house, what chick you wanna talk to?
Login To Vote 36 1 Make the "beeep beeep beeep" busy tone noises and hang up
Login To Vote 37 1 suicide assistors, we help you do what you dont have the guts for
Login To Vote 38 1 Thanks for calling Plan Parenthood...Press one for your girlfriends results
Login To Vote 39 0 Braaaaaaainnnnnnss...
Login To Vote 40 0 Hello This is the office for insane induviduals
Login To Vote 41 0 I lose!
Login To Vote 42 0 I'd like to order a pizza. (Calvin and Hobbes)
Login To Vote 43 0 no ones home
Login To Vote 44 0 one ring to rule them all how may i help you
Login To Vote 45 0 Speak in a made-up language.
Login To Vote 46 -1 at the tone, the time will be 12:47 in Hong Kong
Login To Vote 47 -1 in perverted voice: Hello Kiddies
Login To Vote 48 -1 Reding Taxidermy"You snuff we stuff em!"
Login To Vote 49 -1 The Force Is Strong With This One
Login To Vote 50 -1 The number you have called is not in service.. Please try again
Login To Vote 51 -1 Twat did you say? I c_nt hear you. It muft have been something you spread...
Login To Vote 52 -1 You will die in seven days... until then would you like to buy cable TV?
Login To Vote 53 -2 My mom keeps her removed warts in jars under our kitchen sink...wanna see?
Login To Vote 54 -3 "Hello? this is the office of Osama Bin Laden... how can i help you?"
Login To Vote 55 -3 "Hi is Dave there?" See if they say "you have the wrong number" and hand up.
Login To Vote 56 -3 911 please hold
Login To Vote 57 -3 Federal Bureau of Investigation tips line, this call has been traced
Login To Vote 58 -3 santa?i wanna(watever u want)
Login To Vote 59 -3 Voice Mail
Login To Vote 60 -4 Bob There?
Login To Vote 61 -4 Sorry I'm dead right now. Talk to you later
Login To Vote 62 -4 sperm bank from burbank u spank em we bank em
Login To Vote 63 -4 this is heaven this is hello
Login To Vote 64 -5 what's your favorite scary movie?
Login To Vote 65 -5 'scold storage you stab 'em we slab 'em
Login To Vote 66 -6 Can you hold on a sec? 
Login To Vote 67 -6 constipation inialation...are you running low on exlax?
Login To Vote 68 -6 Thank you for calling AT&T. Please listen to the following options and...
Login To Vote 69 -7 House of beauties, this is the cutie.
Login To Vote 70 -7 Pizza Hut Tokyo, how may we help you
Login To Vote 71 -7 ice cream shop home of the 30scoop sunday where you splurg then purge
Login To Vote 72 -8 (name of town) sperm bank, you whack it we pack it
Login To Vote 73 -8 Burger King, home of the Whopper, what's your beef?
Login To Vote 74 -8 Petes's Palace of Pleasure Pete Speaking
Login To Vote 75 -8 Tex's Taxidermy, You Snuff 'Em, We Stuff 'Em
Login To Vote 76 -8 Ways to answer your phone
Login To Vote 77 -8 You have reached 555-1234. This number has been changed to 555-1234.
Login To Vote 78 -9 (name of town) abortion clinic, you rape it, well scrape it.
Login To Vote 79 -10 Do you have the item?
Login To Vote 80 -10 hair control if you have hair we've got nair
Login To Vote 81 -10 Joes pool shack, liquor in the front, poker in the rear
Login To Vote 82 -10 You are on a restricted CIA phone line! Get off now!
Login To Vote 83 -10 "County Morgue. You stab 'em, we bag 'em."
Login To Vote 84 -11 "I'm waaatching you" evil laugh, click.
Login To Vote 85 -11 hello "pause" hello "pause" etc
Login To Vote 86 -11 Helo (adleb) house of hors we have a 2 for 1 specil pleaz place your orde
Login To Vote 87 -11 To learn the facts about hair replacement, press 1
Login To Vote 88 -12 "Hi." ... "Hi." ... "Hi." ... 
Login To Vote 89 -12 Play AOL welcome sound
Login To Vote 90 -12 speak!
Login To Vote 91 -12 You Rang?
Login To Vote 92 -13 (last name) deli, nobody can beat our meat.
Login To Vote 93 -13 if your a salesman hang up
Login To Vote 94 -13 Jello
Login To Vote 95 -14 "Switchboard" Refuse to do anything until they give "correct password"
Login To Vote 96 -14 bates motel.
Login To Vote 97 -14 kill her. that's all you have to do.
Login To Vote 98 -14 Mommy?
Login To Vote 99 -14 "your last name" 's summer home, summer home, summer not.
Login To Vote 100 -15 "ABC Circumcision Clinic, you flop we chop"
Login To Vote 101 -15 *burp*
Login To Vote 102 -15 house of the lord god speaking
Login To Vote 103 -16 Say 'sorry i have a call waiting' wait, say hi again then hang up
Login To Vote 104 -16 Welcome to Palmers Garden Centre, you're speaking with a Ho
Login To Vote 105 -17 "Hi... you have reached Madam Whiplash... you've been a very naughty boy!"
Login To Vote 106 -17 Hello? Yes I'll have a 10 inch cheese and tomato with anchovies please.
Login To Vote 107 -17 Joe's Pool Hall: you rack 'em, we crack 'em.
Login To Vote 108 -17 Tampax tampon service, how may I help you?
Login To Vote 109 -17 \"GO to Hell!!!!!\"
Login To Vote 110 -18 "Dartford swmming pool. No jumping, shouting or piddling in the shallow end.
Login To Vote 111 -18 Blow a whistle into the telephone
Login To Vote 112 -18 Fish market. Shark speaking.
Login To Vote 113 -19 "goodbye"
Login To Vote 114 -19 let your answering machine do it
Login To Vote 115 -19 Red Chinese Embassy and Delicatessen switchboard, how may I direct your call?
Login To Vote 116 -19 yessssssssssssssssssssss!!!
Login To Vote 117 -20 Good D**k, I deliver
Login To Vote 118 -20 Hello China moon
Login To Vote 119 -20 Hey yall wutcha gunna say?.. who is this talkin to alex 2day?
Login To Vote 120 -22 "what are you wearin'?" (while breathing heavily)
Login To Vote 121 -22 For the nuclear terrorism department, please press 1.
Login To Vote 122 -23 's house of phat nasty lovin'
Login To Vote 123 -25 "Hello?" *BANG* "I've been shot..." *click*
Login To Vote 124 -25 answer phone
Login To Vote 125 -26 "You started it."
Login To Vote 126 -26 we/re sorry the person you are calling is dead
Login To Vote 127 -27 if it's female: "oooooh! it's a lady!"
Login To Vote 128 -27 National Secure Data Center. You're on scramble line six. GO!
Login To Vote 129 -30 "Hello, Jimmy's Chicken Shack. Please hold..."
Login To Vote 130 -30 Hi, is Bob there?
Login To Vote 131 -30 What do YOU want?!?!
Login To Vote 132 -31 "are you on a cell phone?!? prank call! prank call!!!"
Login To Vote 133 -32 State your last name (most Europeans do this, and it makes sense)
Login To Vote 134 -32 This is Microsoft; where do you want to go today?
Login To Vote 135 -32 What you say !!
Login To Vote 136 -33 "Hello. All your base are belong to us. How to help you may we?
Login To Vote 137 -33 At the third tone, the time will be ...
Login To Vote 138 -33 If call ID says "Cmpgn to Relect the Pres." say "Grn Prty HQ, Nader spking."
na na na naaaaa... mindcrime
fsck off
in Klingon... oh wait I thought it said nerdy ways.
no limit studio... uggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh