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Talira, 68 y.o.
Las Vegas, United States [Current City]

Looking for

Flirting and romance

Joined 11 years ago, profile updated 9 years ago.

Displaying posts 1 to 8 of 8.
Reply - Conversation - Nov 9, 2021
Reply - Conversation - Jan 26, 2020
found anyone to make you smile yet, I promise to give it my best effort if your still looking for a friend
Reply - Conversation - Dec 10, 2015
My name is Mr. Daniel Oingboingo, and I represent the former son of the recently deceased Emperor of Elbonia, who unfortunately died leaving me 15m bad puns, 112 guffaws, 37 chuckles (some have a little pocket lint on them but they're still quite funny) and an unknown quantity of groans. I must move these out of the Last Bank of Humouria before midnight tomorrow. Please send me all your account details written on the back of a $20 bill and I will deposit 10% of our Fearless Leader's fortune to your account (insert clip from "Reservoir Dogs" tipping scene here) in exchange for your assistance in this magnificent transaction.
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Okay! I have more anecdotes and jokes than you have months (probably weeks) left to live. I used to be in the British forces (RAF) and I did 5 years in Belize Central America. We used to go horse riding at Banana Bank Ranch, the horses hated us, it was dire going out, like the Kentucky races coming back. There was 20 blokes, 20 horses and it was potluck what kind of ride I got. I had read a book called The Chinese Bandit and in it the Mongol horsemen used to put the girths on the horse then when the horse resisted, they kneed it in the stomach,

So with my new knowledge I picked a GT horse got the saddle and threw it over it's back. I felt it resist the saddle and kneed it in the stomach as per the instructions. I felt the stomach go in and got two extra notches on the saddle.

Absolutely sure I was the new Guru of the horse world I turned to the head Gaucho and asked him if my saddle was tight enough? He said with a straight face its the tightest set of girths I have ever felt.

Shame the saddle is the wrong way round.
Reply - Conversation - Jun 25, 2015
hello how are you doing nice to meet you i will like to talk with you
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hello my friend igreets to u aiwould like to correspond with u as ur pal friend by exchanges email and snail hope to hear from u soon u are most welcome to u
Reply - Conversation - Sep 28, 2014
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it would be if I had a picture of you to compare.....smiling
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