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It's so interesting that you walk the same road every day on your way home. You grow up, get older, and the house is painted, repaired, and the road is repaved from time to time. But you continue to walk with the same feet, the same path, opening the front door and touching the doorknob with your hands. Then, one day, you will be gone, and even though you have walked the same path thousands and millions of times, leaving footprints and handprints, they will not be preserved, as if you never existed. And next generation will never know about you, your habits, your thoughts while you were walking the same road every day on your way home, when it used to be your home.
This 1st of July got the temperature record here, in Moscow - the coldest ever day since XIX century.
+12,6
It’s just because of this stupid Atlantic cyclone
+12,6
It’s just because of this stupid Atlantic cyclone
The bed is occupied, you can lie down on the floor
Our little Russian traditions: vodka, fried meat, onions, vegetables, soullike talks!
Cheers!
Cheers!
Practicing postirony and trolling in any possible colours, I got baited by Donald Trump, and I got fooled like a peasant. lol. He’s genius and he overplayed pepegas, making a theatrical “war” in the Middle East.
Act 1: “like real missile bombing” between Israel and Iran. However most of the missiles were countered from both sides. Yes, casualties, but they were calculated.
Act 2: “the USA destroys nuclear facilities”. While Iran evacuated everything a couple days earlier. So there were hits, but actually they were useless.
Act 3: “Iran strikes back American bases”. While warning Qatar when and where there would be attack. People from the bases were evacuated. Almost all the missiles were countered.
Act 4: “Trump says “it’s time for peace””. While Iran just tried to hit their bases. This tweet was sent too early, but it shows like everything was planned, and he hints like “I planned it, I started it, now I stop it”
Finale: “there will be cease fire and the end of the conflict after 12 days”. The final episode of the first season series.
So why is this show? Remember his tariffs wars “you will get 100500% tariff”? And all the stock markets get down. His friends buy shares. Then Trump “ok, we came to conclusion, no more tariffs”. Markets are green again. The same shiт here, including oil prices.
Many people got baited and even Trump voters called him a warmonger and whatever. But in reality it was just a big trolling to shake markets a bit. Bravo! 👏
Act 1: “like real missile bombing” between Israel and Iran. However most of the missiles were countered from both sides. Yes, casualties, but they were calculated.
Act 2: “the USA destroys nuclear facilities”. While Iran evacuated everything a couple days earlier. So there were hits, but actually they were useless.
Act 3: “Iran strikes back American bases”. While warning Qatar when and where there would be attack. People from the bases were evacuated. Almost all the missiles were countered.
Act 4: “Trump says “it’s time for peace””. While Iran just tried to hit their bases. This tweet was sent too early, but it shows like everything was planned, and he hints like “I planned it, I started it, now I stop it”
Finale: “there will be cease fire and the end of the conflict after 12 days”. The final episode of the first season series.
So why is this show? Remember his tariffs wars “you will get 100500% tariff”? And all the stock markets get down. His friends buy shares. Then Trump “ok, we came to conclusion, no more tariffs”. Markets are green again. The same shiт here, including oil prices.
Many people got baited and even Trump voters called him a warmonger and whatever. But in reality it was just a big trolling to shake markets a bit. Bravo! 👏
For those ones who are curious the fuсk I am having colours in my nickname!
Upd5: this time surely the last update of my adventure! They forced me to drink a highball coctail, I’m supa drunk, so finally I can stop to be smart! Finally I’m an animal!
That’s what we need! No more rational thinking! **** it ! Cheers, peasants
That’s what we need! No more rational thinking! **** it ! Cheers, peasants
Upd4: (the last one Copesen)
So I was walking towards the another metro station, but there was a group of zoomers who overtook me and then turned to the left - to the ark. And there was a hidden bar. Well, after my whisky-cola I got a Scottish stout! Jesus Christ be praised! Now we’re talking
So I was walking towards the another metro station, but there was a group of zoomers who overtook me and then turned to the left - to the ark. And there was a hidden bar. Well, after my whisky-cola I got a Scottish stout! Jesus Christ be praised! Now we’re talking
Upd3: surely God exists! So all of a sudden I’m at the centre of Moscow, decided to have a good drunk walk. I came into “Nikolskaya” street, decided to take a picture for you, as this is the most touristic street. And as you can see, there are two girls on the photo. In a minute after the photo the blonde one stops me and says “you’re so cool, I love you, give me your telegram”. Well, surely they are strange or whatever, but I played their game. The blonde one took a selfie and sent it to me. Then we were going like I’m a sheikh, as both of them took my arms and we were walking like that. Then we came to the square where the DJ was playing national Russian music. And we created a big round dance with 10+ ppl. After all I said like “I have to go”, and the blonde one said “I’ll write you later”. The fuсk going on? Probably I got mistaken once again, God exists.
Upd2: while sitting and thinking what to do next after the greatest failure, there came the schizo thought:
All those popular streamers or whatever they have the ad banners, and they get money for that. While we, the peasants, going to the supermarket buying products and a plastic bag to carry right. And while we’re going from the shop to home, we’re advertising the supermarket not only for free, but we pay money for a plastic bag with logo to do that. Never lucky. Revolution!
All those popular streamers or whatever they have the ad banners, and they get money for that. While we, the peasants, going to the supermarket buying products and a plastic bag to carry right. And while we’re going from the shop to home, we’re advertising the supermarket not only for free, but we pay money for a plastic bag with logo to do that. Never lucky. Revolution!
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