Hey, peasants!
There is a piece of the classic German philosophy:
A life is divided into two parts:
1) being in need of something
2) being bored
And pure happiness doesn’t exist, just a short moment, which instantly disappears. And this “happiness” is a negative event in the life, as it’s the final destination of “being in need”. So next step is either “to become in need of something else”, or to “the boredom”. And both ways are tragic, so the whole life process is a pain. Thus the only way to be happy is to jump into the grave.
Amen

I’m not happy my goblin took my phone and jumped up to the ceiling

Is this app bugged on iPhones after the latest update? Or it’s just my old **** phone?:0

Either I am a retard or I just get older, I started the second season of Wednesday series, watched 2 episodes by now. What a liquid horse sнit, totally unfunny cliche humour and retarded reactions, which are related to the American public. DEI, a parody of Harry Potter, and Jenna Ortega, who is trying to reanimate the series with her character. Surely she’s the only one who is trying, as the majority of men would like to (you know) with her, however her “brutal” character isn’t working that good as it was in the first season. In the first season it was a real cool feature, but now it’s supa retarded to use this character just to hold the whole season. Remember all those old-style series, which are “boring”, “slow”, “nothing is happening”. They are pretty much more interesting than the season two with full of action. As this action is so empty and cringe. Jesus Christ, help me to finish this season just to put a personal mark as this season “has been watched”, amen.

It was quite a drunk day! Imagine nothing to eat, and then drinking beer and more beer, absinthe and limoncello, and then beer again!
It was the craziest day! I’ve been known her for 20 or more years! And we’re still young! Probably in next 10-15 years I will surely marry her! Or just get some prostitutes and beer and forget this idea. However I am joking, I’m against alcohol and marriage!

Pepega

I think those people, who post a screenshot of a private conversation here, then adding some comments and context, making up a drama out of it, those people are retards. Who cares what “he said” or “how she acted”? People care if there are some nudes in such conversations. Please, post them

Doesn't have a point of view
Knows not where he's going to
Isn't he a bit like you and me?

He's as blind as he can be
Just sees what he wants to see
Nowhere man, can you see me at all?

It’s the place where I usually summon ghosts, undead, ghouls, zombies and ugly women.

Autumn is closer and closer, the summer is leaving…, the highest daytime temperature for the week is +18.
Rains, clouds, no sun. It’s getting darker sooner…
Finally I can live a normal life!