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Leanne
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@CandyApocalypse
Swansea, United Kingdom
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I live in Somerset in the United Kingdom, but up until recently I lived in Swansea, which incidentally provides a perfect climate for ducks or arc building enthusiasts. I live with my boyfriend Chris, which, bless him, probably means he was a very bad boy in a past life and now is getting some pretty serious karmic payback.
My name is Leanne or Lea, as you prefer. I'm also known as Multipass.
If I've been to your profile and not said anything, it's likely that I've not had the chance. Feel free to say hi :)
We will be travelling across the USA later this year, so it would be great to talk to some people on here who would like to maybe meet up for a drink or two or are willing to be temporary tour guides to two slightly lost British people.
Requests
I don't have vast sums of money I can transfer to your offshore account, if I did, I would be somewhere offshore, probably wearing a jaunty hat. I am not your soulmate, in fact, I sold my soul many years ago to Microsoft when I trusted them to make my computer work.
I am very sorry your wife/husband/cat/gerbil (possibly the cat choked on gerbil) is dead, or your house is currently on fire threatening the wheat crop and you will be forced to eat dirt and wear old tennis rackets to walk fifty miles through the snow for water, or your house blew away in a tornado to Kansas and Toto bit you and now your leg is infected and all you have is a Bic razor to cut it off with, but I cannot help out financially.
I am just here for friendship as I am very happily involved so nothing dodgy please. Other than that, am happy to speak to anyone of any age or interests.
Hobbies & Interests
Photography, though my boyfriend is infinitely more talented than I. Reading. Writing. Cooking. I write a blog on the supernatural/urban legends.
Favorite Music
I'm a rock chick at heart, but like a bit of anything really from Billie Holiday to Johnny Cash to Hollywood Undead and Disturbed.
Favorite Movies
Horror is my first love. I'm also a huge fan of Studio Ghibli and Tarantino, though not necessarily in the same movie.
Favorite TV Shows
Game of Thrones, Supernatural, Penny Dreadful, American Horror Story, Archer, Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Black Books, Spaced, Firefly, Criminal Minds.
Favorite Books
I love a scary story. My favorite authors are John Connolly, M.R James, H.P Lovecraft and Edgar Allan Poe. Arthur Conan Doyle is also a new favorite, along with George R Martin and Angela Carter.
I also love poetry by Emily Dickinson, Robert Frost, Christina Rossetti etc.
Favorite Quotes
'It tells me that goose-stepping morons such as yourself, should try reading books, instead of burning them' - Indiana Jones (well, Henry Jones)
The world is full of amazing things that you probably stepped on while looking at your phone.
'If you were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee'
'Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it' - Winston Churchill.