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Joke of the day: My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down. XD

An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:
Man: "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18 year old."
Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?"
Man: "I never have, I am Jewish."
Father: "Then why are telling me all this?"
Man: "I’m telling everybody!"

A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"

Yeah, actually there are 3 submarines: One "real" one of which you can visit the inside, then a smaller one that was used for the exterior shots.. and the 3rd one consists only of the... well... how is that called? That vertical "tube", the entrance/exit of the submarine? I am not really into that technical stuff, sorry... but I hope you know, what I mean :D

You like "Das Boot"? I've been inside of that submarine at the Bavaria Filmstudios in Munich some years ago :)

Hahahaha :-D *thumbs up* Das isch der Bananenbluuuuuues :-D

Happy birthday my dear friend :) God bless you always :)

I'm sorry for beeing such a slow-poke. I'll send you a long message soon, I promise! Take care and have a nice weekend/1st Advent (I'm not sure whether Advent is celebrated in the US).

Mimi

Good answer :D