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52 , Vladivostok , Russia
I am looking some one native speaker who can speaks or writing, and we can become friends
34 , Sydney , Australia
How are things in Australia? Hope you have a Happy New Year
59 , Toronto , Canada
I hope all is well. Letter will come soon,
61 , Aydın , Turkey
61 , Aydın , Turkey
I find Meghan Markle as charming as if I found a red-backed spider down the front of my underpants.
Do you collect restraining orders from Paul Hogan’s solicitors? As I have said before, you know far too much about Paul Hogan to be healthy.
I don’t know anything about this Paul Young you mentioned, but you clearly do. How many restraining orders from Paul Young’s solicitors do you have in your trophy case?
How do you know that red-backed spider in your garage is female? Unless, does she have tiny restraining orders in her her web against the spiders that live in the houses of Paul Hogan and Paul Young?
I’ve not conducted a business transaction with a hooker for some years, but you have given me an idea for realty TV show...“Haggling with Hookers”.
I will see your made up places names and raise you actual place names in the UK:
Once Brewed/Twice Brewed
Rest and Be Thankful
The above are verifiable via communing with the all knowing one… Google. All hail Google!
I will also see your rather tame “Cheers” and raise you a... Bottoms up.
So everyone is well preserved in Oz, because you’re all brined? Well that finally explains how Paul Hogan looks.
I don’t need a house, wherever I lay my hat that's my home. Now if only I had a hat.
Do you live in a house, a house full of poisonous insects and critters, as all houses are in Australia aren’t they? Do you know that even the silliest looking creature on the planet, AKA the Platypus has a poisonous sting? Also do you know that one bite from Paul Hogan can kill ten men? Are there any creatures in Oz that don’t sting, and I’m not just talking about the prices hookers charge?
Hang on, there’s a place simply called “Orange” in Oz? Is there a serious lack of imagination in naming places down under? I take it once all the primary colours were used up to name places, that’s when Australians really had to scratch their heads to name towns? Are there towns called things such as “Light Blue” or “Pale Yellow” down under?
Do peoples skins taste of Vegemite in OZ when they get a tan? Is licking each other a big problem socially in Australia?
Better to be a live scaredy cat than have to constantly spray myself with Australians repellent to stop me being licked all the time.
Yes I lock my doors and windows, now all I need is a house to go with the doors and windows and I’ll be fine.
Of course I look at other people, there’s nothing wrong with being a peeping Tom... unless you get caught.
In England Canberra is pronounced, “Licking City”. Have you always licked, sorry I meant have you always lived in Canberra?
Did you used to live somewhere ending in “ong” as lots of places in Oz seem to end in “ong”?
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