Ok so I'm a cat! ( I don't bite either nor does my human) my human is single, a Scotsman recently relocated to Scotland, professional guy, he loves music, us animals (I do share him), a good movie reading and nights out with good company. He is easy going, relaxed and open minded too. He's not a beer monster but does have a cheeky chappy attitude LOL. Yes there is a photo of HIM in among my elegant photos.

An observation. In the space of 3 months I've lost my 2 best mates, Ozzie and Pookie, today I lost someone who had become very very special to me! She can't see this but my thoughts are with you Sweetheart. Though which hurts most?

By profession I was a Marine Cartographer, Definitely single (I'm beginning to find that my pets are my best friends), I enjoy a reasonable lifestyle although I wouldn't say no to winning the lottery. I build computers as a hobby and would love to teach myself programming too! I am well traveled and will add now in the first few messages I'm not going to write something of epic proportions!

So a hell of a year. A stroke, well a mini one, covid plus my nature of being flippant and a tad faceatious cost me something I held very dear. It was around this time 2 years ago I met someone very very special and ruined it!

Now gentlemen In Africa! Who don't have a clue, I'm not stupid daft or retarded! If you ask for money I will check what you are asking for! Passports and visas don't cost $1000s so don't think I'm a mug! I'm intelligent and have a high IQ so please don't  tempt me! One or two photos won't persuade me to send you money LOL Or alternatively send all your details and I can pass them on for consideration to an aid agency that specializes in providing poor Africans with luxury goods and money! In a moment of boredom I ran a check! Most African passports are on average $11! visa's depend on where you are visiting and certainly not big bucks! There are no fees etc either! On the subject, webcams etc are cheap as chips in Africa LOL

I have made a decision. Ladies, gentlemen, scammers and fakes.

"If you are saving yourself for your husband I won't be able to consider financial help as I am saving my money for my wife and family"!

Ponder on this one! Why is it every African can convert currencies into US $ in their head? Without even checking exchange rates! I do know about Cedis, Naira and Rands so again don't tempt me!

It is with some regret that I am going to be blocking everyone from Africa. I've got fed up with demands for top ups and state of the art laptops! I work for what I have and you Africans should do the same! you don't have a divine right for everything FREE Boys and girls! I'm not racist just bored with incessant scammers! To quote a UK politician get your bikes out and go hunting for work!

Thought edit: Flirting it appears to be a very misused word on Interpals! So here is  a text book definition. "To act as if one is sexually attracted to another person, usually in a playful manner". To take in pure context when chatting to someone surely it could be an indication of a deeper interest in an individual?
UPDATE: I have relocated to Scotland, suffered a minor stroke and recovering from a recent brush with Covid. I suffer with bad PTSD. which trust me i try to ride above it but genally fight a losing battle!

I'm going to be really blunt now! For Gods sake if you don't like it don't say it OK! Find out exactly what something means before setting your self up!

ROFL i never knew making friends on line was so difficult! So many appear to think they have a divine right to be paid for the privilege of my keeping in contact with them? Nope sorry, it just doesn't work that way! From now on no webcam to confirm ID will only serve to make me suspicious!

I think experience on here has taught me that even simple friendship seems to be age related! Or in many cases based on the size of my bank account! Just to let you know I can spot a scammer with real ease and wish the MODs who run this site could too!

I feel I must say I am a naturally flirty person, I'm open, relaxed and easy going and relaxed. BUT and a huge BUT I seriously don't like feeling I am being used. I enjoy making things happen even if it is a cup of decent coffee in a Coffee shop somewhere.

Also please be warned I call a spade a spade and not into all this PC garbage.

So many interests so little time LOL

BUT i do enjoy photography, reading, computer tech, my furry companions and good company.

I love all genres but have a passion for jazz, the blues and movie soundtracks

Action movies and sometimes risque ones too, I'm human and not given up yet! Slowly getting there though ;-)

I tend to not watch TV very much but i do enjoy the National Geographic programs

Wilbur Smith and good history bios mostly. Decided to remove Jackie Collin's Chances series from my list LOL apparently it's perverted!

Once asked of WC Fields.
"How do you like children Bill?"
"Grilled on Toast"!
A joke LOL

FLIRTING: To act as if one is sexually attracted to another person, usually in a playful manner.

Norman Tebbit one told scroungers to get on their bikes and look for work! Not to beg! Please Africans take note. Buy a bicycle.

"If you are saving yourself for your husband I won't be able to consider financial help as I am saving my money for my wife and family"!