In order not to get warning for violating the terms of this site, I'll try my best to write a short and brief bio that'll catch your attention. So far I'm getting lazy, so I'll write that another time.
So far you might ask yourself, why is this weird dude writing random words in bold font? That is a very smart question and even much smarter answer. You see, after years of studying the human mind, I've come to the conclusion that these words have a 27% chance of catching your attention and make me look very original and funny. The rest of 81% just makes me look cringe.
And yes, I'm that weirdo who you've probably seen on half of this site's profiles. If I made a comment on your profile, then you're one of the m̶a̶n̶y̶ few people I make absolutely i̶d̶i̶o̶t̶i̶c̶ well thought comments and you should feel honoured. Now feel honoured.
And no, if I visited your profile and didn't send you a message, I'm not shy. It's most likely because of your privacy settings or you're so boring I couldn't make even a simple joke on your pictures. Shame on you. Shame.