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Hobbies/Interests:
- chocolate 100%
- jebać pis
- movies
- dissing
- geopolitics
- philosophy
- literature
- world domination
- music
- fitness
- history
- languages
- sciences (btw mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell)
- memes
- tv-series
- sarcasm
- Excel
- humour (dark too)
- Pacific Ocean fish
- hydrogen
- albatross
- Neptune
- Paraguay,
- delayed double-slit experiment
- trolling people reading my lists
Requests
just I'm not into after-lobotomy conversations
N.B. messages such as "you've beautiful eyes", "hi priti you singel?", "hey honey" do not work
Language Exchange Requests
***** *** you can very well write to me in French, Spanish, German ***** *** Polish
I can help with Italian, English or my beloved Excel (don't judge me)
Hobbies & Interests
"Hello world" I'm a carbon-based lifeform named Vito. I lived in Germany, Belgium, Slovakia, and now Poland. Here to practice languages and get to know interesting people not to hit on girls.
I believe in human rights, personal freedoms, laicism, parity, right to education and emancipation
Favorite Music
Rammstein, Queen, Guns N' Roses, Beatles, Rolling Stones, SOAD, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix, Nirvana, AC/DC plus many songs from many different genres
Favorite Movies
I can't help mentioning The Godfather, Scorsese, Pulp Fiction, Kubrik, Amici Miei, and The Room of course
Favorite TV Shows
The Office, HIMYM, Breaking Bad and BCS, Scrubs, Seinfeld, BoJack H., Friends, Game Of Thrones but season 8 😠 (YOU MANIACS, YOU BLEW IT UP, OH GOD, DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL), TBBT, The IT Crowd, Narcos & NM, la Casa de Papel, Desperate Housewives, Peaky Fuckin' Blinders, Chernobyl, FG, early Simpsons, Columbo, Frasier, Poirot, AD, RTWBM, Call me Shark!, TCAP, Nathan for You, The Rehearsal, Cougar Town, SHJUEHSS, HS4%, M#X/3, Squid Game, The Boys, 2 Broke Girls, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, From
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I like the wind because you cannot buy it
If fate doesn't make you laugh you didn't get the joke