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BlueEyesBehind

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About Me
If you are a scammer or you are excessively rude, that conversation will be posted in my notes to warn others. If you are going to block me for viewing and reading your profile, you might not belong on a social networking site. Learn some people skills please! Lets make InterPals great again!

If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place, Take A Look At Yourself, And Then Make A Change :D

One of my favorite things to do is browse profiles and read everything.  I love to chat but I am online at work and sometimes I might open a profile and then have to work before I can start a conversation. Feel free to leave me a message and I will get back to those who do not block me, Thank you. 







Don't just look at my pictures. Say hi and chat for a while. :)

A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a salad. After he eats he stands up stretches and pulls out a gun shooting everyone in the room but the bartender. The panda puts $20 on the bar and turns to leave. As he walks out the door the bartender asks why the panda shot everyone.....To be continued



STOP!!! OK Go HA! HA! I see you can take instructions. Come on down and say HI!! You are the next contestant on "The Profile is Lite and I don't bite" :P So read me! READ ME NOW!! Just freakin read all of me (the profile I mean) already! *giggles*

CAUTION!!! READING THIS PROFILE CAN BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR BAD MOOD. IT HAS BEEN LINKED TO EXTREME SILLINESS AND GIGGLING. PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK.

" SINCE 911 I HAVE TRIED TO SAY HI TO 10 NEW PEOPLE A DAY, SHARE A FEW SMILES, ALL PART OF MY MASTER PLAN TO CHANGE THE WORLD FOR THE BETTER ONE SMILE AT A TIME."

Bored at work because I have a lot of waiting time at my job. Looking for interesting and fun people to chat with. Sarcasm is a plus. I am very happily married. I am not looking for romance or flirting. I do not use Skype or use other messengers or video conferencing. There will be no communication outside of Interpals and I do not meet people from the internet in person.Thank you. 

Continued from top...The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia. The bartender looks up panda and he reads "Panda: Large black and white mammal native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."!

This profile is for entertainment purposes only and not a direct indication of my sanity of lack there off. Enjoy :)

You have to read this........continued below

Just in case you were wondering my name is Geo and I really don't bite. :)

continued from above.... far to answer this profile. *SMILES*

So did ya hear about the insomniac who got his sleeping pills mixed up with his laxative and now he is really pooped? *giggles* I’m 3 ft tall and 305 lbs. I’m really starting to look more and more like Homer Simpson every day. My hair has migrated to my back but that just hides the acne that’s so it’s a win, win zit-uation.

I try to be different and I have a very dry sense of humor so you wont need a towel for any of my jokes. Sometimes I don’t even know what I’m going to say next. I’m fun, outgoing and have been told I’m too old to be sold. I have 4 paws (no claws) and I remember to leave the seat down. I love to cook and I was a vegetarian for 24 years.

A little more about me. I’m highly educated. I have a PHD (Partial High school Diploma) after 24 years of studying in grammar school. Right now I’m participating in a study on the long-term effects of men on welfare. So far it’s only linked to impotency. I’m also environmentally (key word MEN-tal) friendly too. I do this by limiting my shower time to once a month. I save so much on water and soap that way or is it soap and water? Whatever!

I have been told that I was a great kisser. But that's only if you believe my boss's rear end.

I’m also doing research on a new beer diet. If you drink beer that is cold enough, the amount of calories used just to warm it up to your body temperature to be digested would be greater than the amount of calories in the beer. The only problem is the beer (Coors Light not Guinness) would have to be 465 degrees below 0. But I’m working on it. I'm also an expert belly dancer but only on bumpy roads or when I laugh too hard.

I look better from the satellite view and I have studied the ways of Fun Sway. Tried lifting weights for a while but I got tired and switched to a smaller beer bottle. Exercise is two four-letter words in one ya know. My first impression might remind you of Alfred Hitch******.
Bear (or bare if I get lucky) with me because I got my ginkgo biloba mixed up with my viagra and now I have a hard time remembering things.

Turn ons
Long walks.
Operator assisted booty calls.
Chocolate covered bunnies.
Doing daring and risky things in public places.
Turn offs
Short piers
Collect operator assisted booty calls.
Bunnies covered in chocolate.
Explaining to the judge that I’ll never do daring and risky things in public places again.
Requests
Shush! You had me at nice car.
Are we there yet????
Take me to your lederhosen !!
Double clicking a folder is now the same as petting a file.
Is "Shiver me timber" a pirate pick up line?
I used to have a mocking bird but I got rid of it because it always made fun of me.
What kind of knobs does a hair dresser have?
Is "Hap-penis" a good stocking stuffer?
Save a mind, waste a body.
Cinderella is not a masonry product.
My doctor said I needed a warmer climate for my arthritis so I moved to hell.
I tried to make a booty call from my shoe phone but the operator said please deposit 6 more coins. Can you even make a booty call from a shoe phone?
I was going to get an X on one foot and an O on the other and call it tic tat toe.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. They had a thrill, without a pill and now they have a daughter.
WOW! If you made it this far you either need a ton of therapy or you are a sucker for punishment. LOL Message me please!!!!!!

True Yahoo Messenger Stories
Session Start (blueeyesbehind:bishop.sally): Thu Jan 15 13:42:08 2009
Bishop.Sally: <ding>
Bishop.Sally: Hello
Bishop.Sally: Hello
Bishop.Sally: Hello
Bishop.Sally: Hello
Blueeyesbehind: Hello
Bishop.Sally: Hello
Bishop.Sally: How Are You??
Blueeyesbehind: Hello
Blueeyesbehind: Echo
Bishop.Sally: How Are You Today??
Blueeyesbehind: I'm Good Hows You?
Bishop.Sally: I Am Cool
Bishop.Sally: I Am Sally
Bishop.Sally: U??
Bishop.Sally: So Ur Name??
Blueeyesbehind:  You Don't Know My Name???? Hmmmm
Blueeyesbehind:  I'm Rumpelstiltskin Just Call Me Rump For Short
Bishop.Sally: Ok. Where Are U From??
Blueeyesbehind: Germany
Bishop.Sally: Oh Great
Bishop.Sally: I Am From Michigan, Usa
Blueeyesbehind:  Whats Your Name?
Bishop.Sally: Sally
Bishop.Sally: What Do U Do For A Living??
Blueeyesbehind:  I'm A Straw Spinner
Blueeyesbehind:  So Whats New And Exciting ?
Bishop.Sally: Well You Tell Me
Bishop.Sally: Where Are U In Germany??
Bishop.Sally: <ding>
Blueeyesbehind: I Hate That Ding
Blueeyesbehind: I'm By Berlin
Blueeyesbehind: <ding>
Blueeyesbehind: <ding>
Blueeyesbehind: <ding>
Bishop.Sally: Ok
Blueeyesbehind: There Ya Are
Blueeyesbehind: So Whats New And Exciting??/
Blueeyesbehind: Wow You Much Be Really Busy In The States
Bishop.Sally: Not Really
Bishop.Sally: Why??
Blueeyesbehind: I Keep Losing You
Bishop.Sally: Well If U Really Wanna Know Me Better, So Tell Me More About Urself
Blueeyesbehind:  Ok I'm A Straw Spinner And I Love To Work
Blueeyesbehind:  I'm Short And Have Long Hair
Bishop.Sally: U Got Cam??
Blueeyesbehind: Yes. DoYou?
Bishop.Sally: So Let Me See You On Cam
Blueeyesbehind:  Ok But I Have To Ask My Mom First If Its Ok
Bishop.Sally: Then Go On
Bishop.Sally: How Old Are U??
Blueeyesbehind: I'm Only 6
Blueeyesbehind: How Old Are You?
Bishop.Sally: 29
Blueeyesbehind: Wow That's So Old
Blueeyesbehind: My Mom Is In The Other Room Praying With My Uncle Don
Blueeyesbehind: Do You Pray A Lot Like Me Mom?
Blueeyesbehind: She Says Oh God A Lot
Blueeyesbehind:  Brb My Dads Coming And I Don't Want Him To Hit Me Again
Blueeyesbehind: Ok I'm Back He Left
Blueeyesbehind: But I Have A Ton Of Hay To Spin.
Bishop.Sally: Hello
Bishop.Sally: Hello
Bishop.Sally: Hello
Bishop.Sally: Hi
Bishop.Sally: Hi.
Bishop.Sally: Hi
Bishop.Sally: Hi
Bishop.Sally: Hi
Session Close (bishop.sally): Mon Feb 02 13:26:29 2009
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More Yahoo Messenger True Stories.
Session Start (thegeospot:adeltasha): Thu Jan 25 09:31:53 2007
Adeltasha: Hello
Adeltasha: My Name Is Tasha
Adeltasha: Just Looking Out To Make Some New Friends
Thegeospot: Hi
Thegeospot: What Do You Look Like?
Adeltasha: Do You See My Display Image?
Thegeospot: No
Thegeospot: Are You Sexy?
Adeltasha: He He
Adeltasha: Well, I Think I'm Alright
Adeltasha: I Will Send My Pics To You Later, But I Am Having Problems Opening My Box Now
Thegeospot: Are You White Or Black?
Adeltasha: Black
Thegeospot: Kool How Old Are Ya
Adeltasha: 26yrs
Thegeospot: I'm 25
Adeltasha: Ok
Thegeospot: That Makes You An Older Woman Lol
[adeltasha: Whats Your Name? Thegeospot: They Call Me Sid Adeltasha: Ok Adeltasha: Good To Meet You Sid Adeltasha: I'm Tasha Thegeospot: I Used To Be A Make Model Adeltasha: Ok Thegeospot: Mostly Underwear And Porn Adeltasha: Ahhhh]
Thegeospot: Then I Started Doing Drugs
Adeltasha: Why?
Thegeospot: To Stay Thin
Adeltasha: Can I See Your Pic?
Thegeospot: I Don't Look Like That Anymore
Adeltasha: Ok
Thegeospot: I Was Really High On Crank 2 Years Ago
Thegeospot: And I Jumped Off A Building
Adeltasha: Ah
Thegeospot: Broke My Neck Hip And Legs
Adeltasha: Sorry
Thegeospot: Lost All My Money Too
Thegeospot: Its My Own Fault I Should Have Known I Cant Fly
Adeltasha: Have You Learnt Your Lessons Now?
Thegeospot: No
Thegeospot: But I Don't Have The Money For The Drugs
Thegeospot: Can You Send Me Money For My Pain Pills?
Adeltasha: Don't You Work?
Thegeospot: Not Since The Accident
Adeltasha: Where Do You Live?
Thegeospot: I'm In Texas
Thegeospot: Been On Welfare
Thegeospot: So If You'Re My Friend You Can Help Me Out Right
Thegeospot: I Need The Pain To Stop
Adeltasha: I'll Think Of What To Do
Adeltasha: Get Back To You
Thegeospot: Just Send Me $20 I Have People
Thegeospot: They Deliver Too
Thegeospot: Hey You'Re Not A Cop Are You?
Thegeospot: Come On
Thegeospot: Be My Friend And Help Me Have A Few Moments Pain Free
Session Close (adeltasha): Thu Jan 25 10:14:56 2007
Session Start (thegeospot:adeltasha): Tue Apr 10 06:09:13 2007
Adeltasha: How Are You Today?
Thegeospot: Im Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat Hows You?
Adeltasha: I'm Fine
Adeltasha: I Need Your Help, Can You Help Me Out?
Thegeospot: That's Good To Hear
Thegeospot: I Thought You Were Going To Help Me Out
Thegeospot: Remember The Last Time We Talked You Were Going To Send Me $20
Adeltasha: I Have Someone Who Wants To Help My Orphanage, But There 's No Way I Can Get The Money And Its A Cheque, So I Was Thinking Maybe You Would Want To Help Me Out
Thegeospot: But I'm An Unemployed Drug Addict Living On The Streets You Should Help Me And And Forget About Those Damn Kids
Adeltasha: If You Are Able To Help Me Cash The Cheque, I Would Give You Part Of It
Thegeospot: I Told You To Forget About Those Damn Kids. They Never Worked A Day In Their Lives And They Should Starve. Just Send Me Money So I Can Get Drugs
Adeltasha: Its Just That I Have A Flair For Kids And Since I'm Not Married, That's The Only Way I Could Have Them Around Me
Thegeospot: If You Send Me $20 I'll Marry You
Adeltasha: Lol
Adeltasha: Are You Going To Get Serious For Me?
Thegeospot: Hey For $20 I'll Even Impregnate You
Adeltasha: Or If You Have A Credit Card, The Woman Said She Could Have It Sent Into It, And You Send It To Me Later
Thegeospot: I Dont Have A Credit Card . I Told You Im Homeless And A Drug Addict Do You Think That Dealer Takes Credit Cards? No Way So How About You Send Me $20 Baby You Know I Always Loved You
Thegeospot: You Know I'll Love You Long Time
Thegeospot: Please I Need Your Money Or I'll Starve!!!
Session Close (adeltasha): Tue Apr 10 17:22:59 2007
Hobbies & Interests
Bowling
Computers
Drag Racing
Home Improvements
Jigsaw Puzzles
11/11/08

2/3/19

Karaoke
Motor Boating
Motorcycles
Muscle Cars
Netflix
People
RV Camping
Sailing
Singing
Snow Skiing
Water Skiing
Favorite Music
I like a lot of current and past popular music. I own and operate a part time mobile Disc Jockey / Karaoke service company.
Favorite Movies
Powder Blue
Flypaper 2008
Gone in 60 Seconds 1974
Favorite TV Shows
24
30 Rock
Alias
Ally McBeal
Alphas
American Dad
Army Wives
Bones
Breaking Bad
Brothers & Sisters
Burn Notice
Charmed
Chuck
Cops
Crossing Jordan
Damages
Desperate Housewives
Dexter
Dollhouse
Emily Owens
Everybody Loves Raymond
Flash Forward
Fringe
Futurama
Game of Thrones
Ghost Whisper
Gilmore Girls
Grey's Anatomy
Hart Of Dixie
Haven
HawthoRNe
Heroes
Homicide Life on the Street
House
How I Met Your Mother
In Plane Sight
Jericho
King of The Hill
Law & Order
Law & Order Criminal Intent
Law & Order SVU
Life
Medium
MythBusters
Nikita
Overhauling
Painkiller Jane
Private Practice
Psych
Reno 911
Revenge
Rizzoli and Isles
Royal Pains
Saving Grace
Scrubs
Simpsons
Smash Lab
Soap
That '70's Show
The Dead Zone
The Family Guy
The Killing
The Riches
The Walking Dead
The X Files
Twin Peaks
Under The Dome
White Collar
Favorite Books
So sorry. I am not an avid reader :( but I did read your profile :)
Favorite Quotes
"You could go left, but that just wouldn't be right" Unknown

"Be alert... the world needs more lerts."
  --  Woody Allen

9 Easy Steps to Becoming a Decent Human Being

1. Realize when you’re being a jerk to someone and stop being a jerk.

2. Become more open-minded. Immediately.

3. Surround yourself with people you like.

4. Love unconditionally.

5. Do what you love.

6. Realize that bad things happen to everyone.

7. Have a thirst for knowledge and curiosity about the world around you.

8. Find out how to take care of yourself first.

9. Learn how to forgive yourself.

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