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Be nice.
Say "hi"... Or more if you would like to!
Have a nice day!
I have had a LOT of really great conversations that have started off with "hi" and "how are you?" so if you are one of those squids who's too cool for my simple, polite greeting, then you're probably too cool for me, and I don't really want to entertain you anyway.
Requests
A large thin crust pepperoni pizza with a Dr. Pepper to drink.
Language Exchange Requests
I have a different profile for learning languages. On this one I just want friends of all shapes, sizes, and flags.
I'm still happy to help you out with your English as best I can if you want it.
Hobbies & Interests
I have a slight hobby of making costumes (usually out of duck tape, but I'm working on expanding my hobby)
Since I've actually started putting dedicated effort to it I've done Wolverine, Hawkman, Wonder Woman, Cheburashka, and Green Arrow. With less effort a bucket of ice cream (thank you Erin) and a Spartan...or at least some Hollywood idea of a Spartan...
Currently plotting Ironman.
If you have any suggestions I'd be happy to add them to the list. (And if you actually stick around I'll be more inclined to prioritize then on that list!...hence the ice cream bucket)
Favorite Music
the sound of whales singing
the sound of silence
Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the ocean....
that's not a reference to the whales
they're 2 separate and unrelated entries
Favorite Movies
anything funny
but no one reads
past hobbies anyway
so I'm throwing
subtle jokes in here
and trying to make
it look
like it's the stuff everyone skips
Favorite TV Shows
Animal Planet! -before it got weird
now that it's weird I don't know what to do with a TV anymore...
Favorite Books
the dictionary
Favorite Quotes
Do you know why you've never seen an elephant hiding in a tree?
-because they're good at it