Hi!my name is Asterix and I come from north Europe..hahaha..I went to Rome to meet Giulio Cesare because he invited me for lunch at the "Colosseum" with some lions...he told me they're very hungry (very polite from him)..hahahahahaha
I met him and we had a delicious lunch with tons of food...so we finish lunch and he told that the "dessert" will be take with the lions..arrrrghh!..Lions exchange me for a "cow fattening" and wanted to eat me like cake...I wanted to avoid the conflict to the lions so I proposed a diplomatic solution, (also because I finished my magic "energy" potion)...so I suggested a poker match..(hahahaha...are you still reading? :-P..be quiet..I don't use drugs)...
I don't know why I suggested a poker match, uff, I can't play poker!!..but unfortunately have no choice..
Lucky is blind but kissed me because after few time, lions started to debate about which were the rules of the poker, Italian rule, Texas old em rule, American rule, lions rule, Romanian rule, Pretorian rule...etc...also the emperor was in trouble..his thumb didn't know if turn up or down to one or the others rule (maybe 2000 years ago there wasn't the poker game..maybe still on construction..hahahah)
They can't arrive at one conclusion and soon all people comes to blows...
I took advantage about that and I escaped, they were too much busy so they don't care about me...
Now I'm going to Mesopotamia to find the ingredients for make the magic potion, because I can find the "petra oleum" only there, for return in Rome and defeats the lions..hahahahaha
Who could help me????




Actually I'm Italian

rock...um..
Cramberries, Bon Jovi, Ligabue...Pitura Freska XD
I appreciate also a bit of metal (iron, steel, aluminium..haha..)

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Could I define Chef Tony with his "Miracle Blade Series" knives that cut everything, also hard steel without problems, a TV series?

how many fingers do you see?..