Please see previous note for reason of me doing this. But this conversation went on for AGES, I thought it deserved a public mocking!



Please note. This is a long conversation but he was a pain in the ass and I WAS going to have the last word....;-)

buildercrazy57:
Hi Dear,
How Are you,
i am Husnain and i am a student of accounting i like your profile and i like your picture you are beautiful?

Request From you,

I want to be your friend and i want to a true friendship which depends on honesty and true speaking ok,
Husnain

ME:
You like my profile do you?
So this means you read my profile.
So what gives you the right to tell ME what YOU request from ME when you have completely ignored MY requests on my profile.

I find your message outrageously rude on this level. You have blatently not read my profile and you have sent me the same generic crap you have probably sent to a rediculous amount of other people who I assume share the same sexual organs as I do!
If it is a friend you are after you will do alot better in life if you read someones profile and when you send them a a message comment on the things you have in common - if you send them a message that bares no personality to it at all AND you ignore their requests you really don't want to be demanding your own requests  but if you ask for someone who is honest and true speaking then dont be shocked when you get that in a response.

HIM:
i just want to say you truly i want to be your friend if you don't want then never mind ok

ME:
okay,
Why do you truly want to be my friend?

HIM:
because i don't a have true friend.i have a lot of friends but i am finding it.

ME:
okay, so why me? what in my profile did you read that made you thinnk "i know i will message her because.."

HIM:
okay you look honest in your pics thats why and one thing more i see in your profile you write every thing in your profile which is related from you

what you like or dislike and also you are a well entertaining girl in every kind of fun like outing,family and friendly every kind of life you like?

And you deserve it because i see one girl who like every kind of environment thats why i want to be your friend

Husnain 

ME:
Again that is all very well, but is still very generic had you written all that in your first message I would still be saying the same stuff -

so setting aside I am assuming you didnt just check my profile after the initial message because if you did do it before then you surely would have seen my requests and possibley even my 'note' which is titled 'What happens if you ignore my requests' -

do we have alot of things in common?

HIM:
what you mean and whats your mind tell me if you accept my friendship then tell me or if you don't then tell me i don't mind ok

ME:
what do I mean?
What do we have in common ? Its not a hard questions seeming as you have apparently read my profile and think that I am so nice and lovely

HIM:
yeah i know that
you are soo nice and lovely girl?
i don't want to explain but i just want to say you you love your life and you want to enjoy it
and i love too my live and just try to find a sincerity that is common ok and i also want to enjoy my life with such a nice friend ?

ME:
No it is not both of us wanting to just live our lives and be sincere is not a) a common ground which jusitfies a riendship and b) i NOT something you read on my profile.

Friendships are based on common grounds like, music, movies, tv shows, reading, social activities, sense of humour, personalities, enjoying the same things, HENCE the reason why we all have profiles on this penpal site and HENCE why these profiles ask us to fill in these specific sections. So one person can view it and think "Oh wow, we have lots of movies in common, I like to do this this and this, just like this person does too, oh look we have the same pets, the same love of weekend activities..I think I may contact them to share my thoughts on how cool it is we are into the same things"

This was what I was asking you to tell me, I wanted to know what YOU read on MY profile that we have in common

THIS is NOT what you have done, there is nothing wrong with wanting to find a sincere, true friend. BUT you will not find it just because you have asked for it!

HIM:
i am a simple guy or i like the enjoying girl i just see you on this site you are the first girl who loves everything.
or friendship means in my point of view
  Carry a heart that never hates
  Carry a smile that never fades
  Carry touch that never hurts
  Carry a friend that never fails

thats my mind and thats for you and it ups to you to accept my friendship or not?

ME:
I am the first girl who loves everything? How do you come to that conclusion? I am not the only girl who has a full profile and I'm sure you have noticed because you have apparently read my profile so meticulously that I do have a section on my profile of things I hate. Therefore No, i don't love everything. Infact there is quiet alot that REALLY pisses me off. being ignored is one of them.

You have done nothing short of ignoring my requests in my profile and in my messages. You will never find your sincere true friend if you ignore them! You know what are you a politician?Because you do a very good job of avoid questions and requests.

HIM:
no i cant ignore your request i am saying to you i like movies and music playing social life family sitting friends company i like tv shows and i like green hornet movies i like to make new friends but i cant say you this first i am sorry i apologizes this from you  

ME:
once again you have completely ignored what I have asked of you.
You have taken my example and told it back to me.
The most specific thing you have said is that you like green hornet movies. Right okay - Now look at my profile (which you have told me you have already read!) and tell me what you read on there which we both have in common.

One thing is for sure, you got it pretty spot on when you said you were a simple guy!

HIM:
you wear boys clothes
but i already wear it
you don't like make up.
but  I don’t like make up.
  you have no interest in gossip or fashion
you are fasinated with Serial Killers
but i like fashion
you love computers and games consoles
but i like computer and find a partner there for me
you have a Boyfriend of 9 years
but i don't have girlfriend
you are not married
i am also not married
and also your tv show i can't them

ok now you clear what we both common to be honest i can't explain it completely and sorry about it

ME:
Hi,
So it has taken you 7 days and 17 messages for you to actually take a look at the top of my profile and copy over a few things I have written and to tell me whether it does or doesnt relate to your life.

There is no chance of any type of friendship between us, it is too much hard work to get any conversation of any remote interest going, it ttakes too long as you ignore my request and conversation does not and never will flow between us.

You may wish to work on your communication techniques if you want the true friend you so desire.

HIM:
what you mean and to be honest i tell you i cant explain it and i am a simple in language but you are also ignore my friendship request
now your mind
ok as your wish ok nice to meet you bye bye bye

ME:
I am not ignoring your friendship request, I have been completely honest with you from the begining, You have been the one who has been extremey ignorant to how a conversation and friendship works.
Good Bye!

HIM:
haye i am saying to i cant understand your words that why i cant ans ok and by th way  i am also completely honest with you
have a nice life and enjoy your life and i am always wait for your friendship???

Husnain

ME:
Believe me your words arent the easiest to understand.
Maybe you should try to find your true friend withsomeone who speaks your own language as then you may understand each other slightly.

You will be waiting a very long time then.

HIM:
i am find a true friend then if we understand each other i  marry her ok thats my mind to be honest

ME:
Well then I hope you find her, But it isnt me for an endless list of reasons.
Goodbye

HIM:
good bye take care i like you and i hope you enjoy your life but i want to say some words to you please don't mind and i can't disturb you again

The person who loves you alot will always do Two things EXTREMELY for you
1 is silently caring and
2 is openly HURTING to make u perfect.....

GOOD NIGHT

ME:
While Im sure what you have said it was meant to be quite profound, It didnt make all that much sense. Why would the person who loves am alot be extremely silently caring for me and opening hurting to make me perfect?
Those who love me realise no one is perfect, I am not perfect neither are they  there is no such thing as perfection and if there was I would not be impressed that they are not happy with who i am and would want to change me to mke me perfect.

But I will leave you with whatever it was meant to mean, I dont really care for an answer from you.

Good bye.

HIM:

ok and now such a friendship words for you i know you said every thing is right but one thing is that i am honest be with you
friendship means to feel someone in every heart beat
to find some in every thought
and to miss someone without reason i want that kind of friendship i think i cant find here ok

ME:
I agree you certainly wont be finding any of that with me.

Once again, and heres hoping for the final time. GOOD BYE!

HIM:
ok nice to meet you sweetie thats your first profile name but i don't know whats your reall name

ME:
RIGHT!
What gives you the right to call me sweetie?
You say"thats your first profile name" tell me what you mean?
I do not understand?


You don't know my real name?
WELL if you had read my profile you would SEE it is at the top next to my username.

HIM:
i mean i can't see your name now i see your name is your name is raysen or not

ME:
NO, my raysen is my username.
My name is next to my username.
anyone with a slight grasp of a brain cell will know this.

I want to to explain to me.
WHAT did you mean by "thats your first profile name"

HIM:
someone like any name they make the id or username with that name that why why i am saying to you ok
is your name is rach

ME:
Yes I understand the concept of a username, but you called me sweetie and then said that was my first profile name.

Again another case of ignoring my requests. Bold red letters in my request section it says to specifically NOT call me sweetie or any such names.

HIM:
ok i cant call you with any kind of name and will you please tell me whats your true name my true name is Husnain

ME:
As you can see, and as you have eventually managed to figure out I am called Rach. Yes.
But no you cannot call me any name let me just refresh your memory ...

"But ANYONE please DO NOT;
- -Call me sweetie, darling, cutie or any such names in introductory messages. Once we become great marvolous wonderful friends you have the right to literally call me whatever you want. Until then. you dont!"

HIM:
ok Rach i cant do any thing which hurts you ok well hows your family tell me and i hope all is well there
and i am a student of accounting and what about you ???

ME:
No No NO !
You don't really understand anything at all do you?
Does anything I say, suggest anything that I want to be friends with you? Has anything I have said given you the impression that me and you would/could be the greatest friends.
As mentioned before the list is endless as to why I do not want to be your friend.
I do not care about your life, and I do not care to know about it.
We are not friends, we will not be friends.

Good Bye!

HIM:
good bye

ME:
Glad you finally get the jist!

So long!

HIM:
as your wish and your mind doesn't want to accept my friendship then ok bye bye and good bye

ME:
No No it doesnt want to accept your friendship!

END OF CONVERSTION

*Phew some people are hard work, but need to be told!*

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*EDIT - NEW ADDITION*

shazar_ibnaez:
My name is Shazar. I am 23 years old. I am going to plan my music studies in Edinburgh or Glassglow in future.

I would like to hear from you soon.

Smiles forever,

Shazar.

ME:
did you read my profile?

HIM:
Yep i did, i thnk v cn be gud friends.

ME:
What do we have in common? What did you read on my profile, tha you agreed with, that we share a common ground on, that you have alot to discuss about?

HIM:
Music, wel i love txting lets swap numbers and txt, thts would b nice

ME:
Out of my whole entire profile. You can only claim the the one thing we have in common i that we both like music?
Not even any specific types of music, just 'music'.

Well What gives you the impression I like to text? I may not like to text. And if I did. WHAT gives you the impression I want to swap numbers with you?

HIM:
We can if u like too,

ME:
why would I like to? You haven't said anything that makes me feel like you have read my profile, let alone anything that makes me feel like we hve anything in common.

I am not in the habit of giving out my phone number to any person who asks for it! If I did, that wouldn't be very sensible of me would it!

HIM:
Well dnt get angry at me, i am musician and the thing i read in ur profile is tht ur hetrosexual, i want to knw wht is it, if u want to disscus u cn go ahead.

ME:
Well then don't ignore me or my requests.. it gets me angry.. You may have known this already having read my profile of course.

Hetrosexual means I am straight, no gay

HIM:
Haha nice to meet u um also not gay, so hows ur family

ME:
BRILLIANT! I'm so glad that we have so much in common, firstly 'music' and secondly we are both straight. It's a miracle we even met at all!

HIM:
Oh yeh, so anythng new?

ME:
yeah, heres a novelty. Why don't you go back to my profile. Read it properly and thoroughly and then if once you've done that you have something of remote interest to say to me, let me know!

HIM:
its all okayy dear..

ME:
Is it? your the one who wanted to be friends, your the one who has apparently read my profile. and you're the one who is ignoring everything I say and replying with the least effort possible.

Personally I find that outrageously rude and inconsiderate.

HIM:
hey i want to hv gud friend like u , if u dnt want its oky

ME:
a word of advise, if you want a good friend. then you should pay attention to them and don't ignore them

HIM:
um ignoring u dearrrrrrrrrrrr

HIM:
did i ignore u??

ME:
Yes ignoring me, you claim to have read my profile but haven't paid any attention to my request section. I tried asking you what we have in common to start up some kind of conversation which you gave the vaguest answer anyone has probably ever given.

I tell you it would be a good idea to read my profile again and if you found anything of interest to contact me again - to which you didnt - or if you did you ignored this request because your response was to tell me 'it's all okay dear'

Friendships are based on common ground, interests, personalities and respect. NOT on sexual orientation.

I highly recomend you read my profile, even if it's just my request section before sending your next message to me, if you even feel like you want to send me one.

ME:
Yes you did ignore me. I have just sent you a message explaining how! Don't be so impatient, you only sent me a message 6 minutes ago stating the same thing!

HIM:
yess i read itt

ME:
Oh you are really frustrating - are you doing it on purpose.
SO lets start again.
You've read my profile, great. What do we have in common? (please take in to account you have on numerous occasions admitted to reading my profile, which includes my request section!)

HIM:
hey whn we talk we ill c wht v have in commonnn rite

ME:
What that makes no sense?

Do you mean "when we talk well see what we have in common?"

Please expand on this. By talk do you mean on the phone, because I can guarantee you sunshine, that isn't going to happen.

The idea of a penpal site and messaging people is to get to know them.  I don't know if the concept of socialising or conversation is alien to you? please I do advise you google it and take notes as IGNORING people you want to be friends with, isn't the way to go about it.

HIM:
oky bye as u wish

ME:
BYE! hope you have learnt something from out little 'chit chat'!

HIM:
its none of your bussiness

ME:
HAHA,
No you are right it's not and I don't intend to make it any of my business.
You're search for your good friend will be a long journey if you continue to ignore them though!
All the best, I think you'll need it

HIM:
yehh byee

ME:
Toodle-ooooo

HIM:
could u plz leave me alone ..??

ME:
Stop replying to me then

HIM:
Huh

ME:
If you want me to leave you alone, all you have to do is not reply back to me...
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