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I am a professional at making coffee and an amateur at telling jokes. Looking for someone who doesn't take life too seriously and enjoys good conversation. Text me for bad puns.
Requests
A partner in crime for my next adventure
Favorite Quotes
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly