thanks alot :)
so nice from you

Well, your head resembles one, doesn't it?

I agree completely. Bobert here was shaking hands with anyone willing to hand him an object that even mildly resembled a five-limbed object. If a human had been the side of a hand, he would have squeezed it

A seven? And a half? Doesn't the guy beside me count? I'd give him three points, he seems nice. He's a politician. In fact, he's only running for a position; I asked him if I could have a picture with him, and he snappily affirmed. Lucky me. To this day, I have no idea what his name is.

that's not very nice. what about a ten and a half?

because you have no picture? i give it a ten

you're not bowing. you're trying to taste the earth by trying to be more "down-to-earth" than me

For all the reasons you gave. I love how every chapter ends with an intricate pun-like extended metaphor about some pretentious philosophy, that's why I consider it excellent

Why did you like it? White Noise, that is