I am a clever, gentle, cultured, open minded, witty, humorous and... reasonably attractive man. I live near Barcelona: lots of interesting things to see and do...; I can be your guide! If you want to improve your Spanish, let me help you.

I'm looking for clever, open minded, mature women, all ages; for friendship and perhaps more...

Travelling and writing -I write erotic, fantastic, surrealistic stories-.

Disco music from the 80's, most of all.

Animated movies!

"Master chef" Ha, ha.
I don't watch much TV: The news, documentaries and films.

I don't read much...; It seems I never have time! But I read magazines and many newspapers!

Oscar Wilde is my favourite...:
"Women are made to be loved, not understood"
"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifetime romance"
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying"
"Bigamy is having  one wife too many. Monogamy is the same"
"When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is"

MISCELLANEOUS:
"Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls go everywhere"
Mae West

"Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away"
Laurence J. Peter

"God made men stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met"
Farrah Fawcett

"No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not"
H.L. Mencken

"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man"
Lana Turner

"My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met"
Rodney Dangerfield

"You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it"
Henry Youngman

And also... Marilyn Monroe:
"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition"
  "I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it"
"A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her"
"A wise girl knows her limits, a smart girl knows that she has none"
"A smart girl kisses but doesn't love,
listens but doesn't believe,
and leaves before she is left"
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot"
"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything"
"It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone"
"We should all start to live before we get too old"

And a funny one about money:
"Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping"
Bo Derek

  "A man is as old as he's feeling,
a woman as old as she looks"
Mortimer Collins

  "Si jeunesse savais; si vieillesse pouvait"
  (If only youth knew, if only age could)
Henri Estienne

  "The great question... which I have not been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is 'What does a woman want'?"
Sigmund Freud

  "Man has his will, but woman has her way"
Oliver Wendell Holmes

  "Who loves not wine, woman and song,
remains a fool his whole life long"
Martin Luther

  "For every person wishing to teach there are thirty not wanting to be taught"
Walter Carruthers Sellar

  "Men come of age at sixty, women at fifteen"
James Stephens

  "Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the most terrible poverty"
Mother Teresa

  "Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a man"
Leon Trotsky

  "From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five on, she needs good cash"
Barbara W. Tuchman

  "Once a woman has given you her heart you can never get rid of the rest of her"
Sir John Vanburgh

  "It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined     
that virginity could be a virtue"
Voltaire

  "Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly"
Voltaire

  "All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening"
Alexander Woollcott
 
  "No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy"
Paris Hilton

  "For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time"
Isabel Allende

  "It is better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without wanting to be"
Brigitte Bardot

  "Every woman should have four pets in her life: a mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything"
Paris Hilton

"To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer"
Zsa Zsa Gabor

  " I drive with my knees. Otherwise, how can I put on my lipstick and talk on my phone?"
Sharon Stone

  "A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished"
Zsa Zsa Gabor

  "The more I see of men, the more I love dogs"
Clara Bow

  "Most girls don't know what to do with what they've got"
Jane Mansfield

  "One of the best things for a woman to hear is that she is sexy"
Scarlett Johansson

  "Guys are stimulated easily. They are easy to manipulate. All you have to do is wear a sexy outfit"
Jessica Alba

  "I'm very definitely a woman and I enjoy it"
Marilyn Monroe