Hello, bonjour, Buenos Dias, Доброе утро and so on.
To everyone, who is still here, my name is Bobby aka Salem Witch aka Walter Mitty.
And I am just an extremely bored fantasmagorical being, trapped in a - honestly, not very flattering - body of a girl from Russia, who decided, that spending time on an old and overused site filled to the brim with strangers is a great idea to spend her time. Could have found a job at this point or picked up a hobby or something.
But I digress.
Actually, I really wish to find some new people to chat with, have meaningful conversations, with and be friends with. I have tried doing that in the past, but you can do that much with a general lack of participation and/or wisdom to back up. I really do wish that if you decide for whatever reason contact me, we will stay on good terms no matter what happens or perhaps even more.
For any of you, who are interested in such, I’m a Libra and my personality type is INFP-T aka The Mediator. Plus I am a big fan of magick, supernatural, cryptids, and occult stuff (no Satanism, I promise) and just generally into something that exists in spiritual and aether planes, but about that later.
You will have to excuse me if my English will sound a bit broken or incorrect. I am great at the theoretical part of the language, but had little to no practice in social/language skills over the course of years, so it might take a while for them to get back to normal.
Thank you to whoever listened. Now, for the most eager and patient out there, read the info below and I will see you next time! ;)

I don't have much in terms of requests. I really wish to speak with anyone who is willing or brave enough to do so. In fact, I would love to meet as much diversity as there is in the world, so whoever you are - man, woman, and anywhere on the spectrum - ask away! I will listen to you and your interests with great pleasure.
However, there are some rules that need to be established for the sake of our (future) conversations and/or relationships:
1. Respect
I think this one doesn't need any explanation: don't be a prick, a racist, a homophobic, or a racist homophobic prick and we will get along just fine. Remember, we are all special snowflakes here just like everyone else, so be respectful to me and I will be respectful to you.
2. Patience
I am a relatively quiet and non-outgoing person, hence why I don't post pictures that much. I prefer that my lifestyle and preferences end up in good hands, so don't be surprised if I don't open up to you right away, especially if we are in a relationship. And, if you happened to have similar situations with privacy yourself, I will make sure to keep them safe. Whatever happens in this room, stays in this room.
3. Open-minded
No one likes mundane things...more than usual. Our world as a whole requires changing and diversity, not only in the physical type of speech but in moral and emotional as well. What I am trying to say is: if you have any sort of unusual hobbies or quirks, be sure to tell me freely about them and I will accept them. Unless it corresponds with moral social code or sounds like a threat.
4. TOP SECRET If you are willing to text me with romantic intent, be aware not only of previously mentioned things but other romantic ones as well. One of these things is that I am Asexual, so I won't ask for any kind of inappropriateness. If you are wondering what this word means, ask me or if you are still timid to text, Google may help you. If in case you strongly believe that this is not a thing, close my profile, get off your device and get help from a therapist you uncultured swine.
  Just be aware, that if we live in different countries(which is 90/100 times), there is a chance that I will not answer you right away. But it doesn’t mean, that I don’t want to talk to you: I’m just simply sleeping or sitting in my computer and had abandoned all sanity.
   Thank you.

Being bilingual is already hard enough as it is, you may think. Two languages are more than enough, surely I would never try to learn another language...
WELL, YOU ARE WRONG!
...Okay you might not actually think this way. But I have some troubles learning stuff as it is, not to mention such complicated stuff as another language. So, there is a list of languages I would love to learn/know to the degree of understanding:
- French (Hon-hon-hon)
- Spanish (just in case)
- Latin (I'm a writer, that's all I'm gonna say)
- American Sign Language/ASL (can come in handy)
- Morse Code or Braille (Don't ask)
   But if you want to share some phrases or words in languages other than these, I would love to know them. Who knows, I might use your phrase in a book or a fanfic one day.

If you are a person who is willing to talk about games, films/cartoons/TV shows, art, books and has their own collection of stories, art, comics, fanfics, conspiracy theories, etc, which you are willing to talk about for hours almost to the point of obsession then text me right away and let’s get mad together(in a most positive way, that is).
As I said, I am open to whatever interests you may have. Even if you are not interested in any of those things, don’t be afraid to befriend me. I am still open to all people and will enjoy finding new friends, but these are ones that are close to my little Kokoro. And if you are a sucker for role-playing, who creates tons of different characters in their heads and loves fantasy, like Lord of the Rings this is your/my perfect chance to play some DND together which is always an option.
  So, the list is as follows:
1. Writing and sharing my writing
2. Drawing and design of any sort
3. Art and all variations of it (mainly traditional and digital)
4. Music and writing lyrics
5. Literature and poems
6. History and architecture of cities
7. Gardening and plants in general
8. A sh*t ton of philosophy and aether matters
   If you happen to share these same interests as well as other ones, write me and we could share notes :)

I can’t bring it down to a simple answer; I can listen to all different kinds of music. But here is a shortlist of preferences:
   Genres:
• Jazz
• Country
• Swing(normal/electro)
• Shanty
• English/Irish/Celtic-type of music
• Blues
• Cartoon soundtracks
   Bands and singers

AC/DC
Metallica
The Offspring
5 Second of Summer
OneRepublic
Sin Shake Sin
Glass Animals
Backstreet Boys
The Rolling Stones
The White Stripes
The Orion Experience
The Oh Hellos
Caravan Palace
Imagine Dragons
Parov Stellar
Fall Out Boy
Mother Mother
The Chalkeaters
Barns Courtney
Mystery Skulls
grandson
Poor Man's Poison
Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
Fangclub
Gorillaz
Little Big
Stellar
Griffina
Cosmo Sheldrake
The Crane Wives
Hozier
Voltaire
Michael Jackson
Pharrell Williams
Frank Sinatra
Bo Burnham
Ed Sheeran
Nina Simone
Eartha Kitt
Lola Blanc

I don't watch many movies, so this list will be much shorter than the other. Shocker, I know. I could include cartoons, but...meh

Police Academy
Hear no evil, See no evil
Midsommar
Home Alone
Terminator 1-2
Major Pain
Someone like it hot
Kin-dza-dza! and the remake Ku!
Harry Potter
Mary Poppins
Who framed Roger Rabbit?
The Mask
A Clockwork Orange
Le Locataire
The Fifth Element
The Big Lebowski
Cube
Greatest Showman
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
Godfather
The Great Gatsby
Moscow Does Not Believe in Tears
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children
Pirates of the Caribbean
What do we do in the shadows
Ghostbusters

Same as the films; not much of a choice

The Office Parks and Recreations Brooklyn 9-9 The Big Bang Theory Supernatural What do we do in the shadows(yes, there is a show as well)

ALL OF THEM. I AM A DRAGON AND MY CHOICE OF HOARD IS LORE
  But seriously:
• Bram Stoker "Dracula"
• Mary Shelly "Frankenstein or The Modern Prometheus"
• Robert L. Stephenson "Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and Mister Hyde", "Treasure Island"
• Oscar Wilde "Portrait of Dorian Gray"
• H. P.Lovecraft "The Call of Cthulu", "Cool Air", "The Shadow Over Innsmouth", "The Whisperer in Darkness"
• F. Scott Fitzgerald "The Great Gatsby"
• Harper Lee "Kill the Mockingbird"
• Suzanne Collins "Hunger Games"
• Journey to the West

Andrzej Sapkowski "The Witcher"
J.K. Rowling "Harry Potter"
Markus Zusak "The Book Thief"
Anthony Burgess "Clockwork Orange"
George Orwell "Animal Farm: A Fairy Story", "1984"
Steven King "It", "The Green Mile", "The Shining"
Agatha Christie "The Murder of Roger Ackroyd", "Murder on the Orient Express", "Ten Little Indians"
William Golding "Lord of the Flies"
Terry Pratchett "Discworld", "Good Omens"
Neil Gaiman "Coraline", "The Graveyard Book"
John Boyne "The Boy in Striped Pyjamas"
John Ajvide Lindqvist "Let the Right One In"
Lucy Maud Montgomery "Anne of Green Gables"
Mikhail Bulgakov "The Master and Margarita"
Yevgeny Zamyatin "We"
Walter Tevis "The Queen's Gambit"
Ken Kesey "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"
Daniel Keyes "Flowers for Algernon"
J. D. Salinger "The Catcher in the Rye"
Many Russian Classics and Fairytales
Fairytales in general


  And many more
  I also like to write my own books, so if you know English/Russian well, I may send them to you.

Sunshine all the time makes a desert
  - Arab proverb
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it
   - George Santayana
Writers aren't exactly people...they're a whole bunch of people trying to be one person.
   - F.Scott Fitzgerald
You must see with eyes unclouded by hate. See good in that is evil, and the evil in that which is good. Pledge yourself to neither side, but vow instead to preserve the balance that exists between the two.
   - Hayao Miyazaki
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes.
   - Sigmund Freud
Dead people receive more flowers than the living ones because regret is stronger than gratitude.
   - Anne Frank
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
   - Jessica Rabbit
The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear. The oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown.
   - H.P. Lovecraft
Darkness does not always equate to evil, just as light does not always bring good.
   - P.C. Cast
Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not completely sure about the universe.
   - Albert Einstein
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
   - Charles M. Shulz
“It is important to draw wisdom from different places. If you take it from only one place, it becomes rigid and stale.”
   – Iroh “Avatar: The Last Airbender”