Welcome to my profile, whether you're a casual visitor or a seasoned stalker 😌
I used to be an English tutor.
My current job consists in yelling at Excel all day for being painfully slow.
I LOVE travelling, cooking, baking, playing music and going for walks.

You have no clue what shame feels like until your colleague walks in on you singing Beyoncé #YouMustNotKnowBoutMe

Places I have visited:
England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿:
Exeter
Barnstaple
Plymouth
London
Sittingbourne
Brighton
Rotherham
Sheffield
Liverpool
Oxford
York
Leeds
Chester
and many more (might explain the accent)

Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿:
Edinburgh
Inverness
Glasgow

Italy 🇮🇹:
Florence

Canada 🇨🇦:
Calgary

Spain 🇪🇸:
Madrid

the Netherlands 🇳🇱:
Rotterdam
the Hague
Kinderdijk
Leiden

Belgium 🇧🇪:
Brussels

Anyone who doesn't send inappropriate messages or just 'hi'..

No need to spam my inbox. If I didn't answer you the first time around, it means your message was boring.

I'd like to learn German again so any help would be appreciated :)
2023 update : in May I finally went to Kehl and managed to order a coffee to go so I guess I'm making some progress? #ichhättegerneinenKaffeezumMitnehmenbitte

Currently trying to learn Italian

I can help you with your French :)

Trying to find the answers to life's most puzzling questions, such as:
Why are 🐕>🐈‍⬛? (not a opinion, just a fact)
Why do people upload pictures of themselves captioned "me"? Who were we supposed to assume this was? 🤔
Do Indonesians die a painful death if they don't start a conversation with a 'hi'?
Why are English teachers from Russia that bad at English?
How come everyone seems to know about Fort Boyard? 🤔
Does everyone in Istanbul either own a cat or a bunny? Do they go to jail if they don't? 🤔

Breaking Benjamin, Red, Evanescence, Damien Rice, Three Days Grace, Rammstein, Sido, ДДТ, 3 Doors Down

I don't watch films or TV

The Memory Book, We are all made of Stars - Rowan Coleman
anything by Paul Auster (R.I.P. 😞)
most of Sophie Kinsella's books (R.I.P. 🥲)

"My dreams are not unlike yours. They long for the safety and break like a glass chandelier." - Rise Against

"I know I've got a big ego, I really don't know why it's such a big deal though." - Marina