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EDDIE LIVES 

Hi, I am Jay Kalen, and I am:

sensitive; 
caring; 
5"5; 
loving; 
angry; 
rebellious; 
shy; 
too tidy;
happy; 
sad; 
playful; 
lost; 
in love; 
annoying; 
amicable; 
tired;
lonely; 
sensual; 
pleased; 
full of imperfections; 
lazy; 
passionate;
domesticated;
bored.

THIS BOX IS WAY TOO SMALL TO DESCRIBE A HUMAN BEING SINCE ON OUR DEATHBEDS WE STILL HAVE NOT LEARNT EVERYTHING ABOUT OURSELVES!!! YOU WILL HAVE TO DISCOVER MY PERSONALITY DURING OUR LIFE-LONG RELATIONSHIP.

I would like to speak with anybody from anywhere in the world. However, soon I am to accept only messages from my friends so if you want to be one of those just let me know. It's just that if I do not apply these restrictions then I won't have the time to give everybody the attention they deserve and it won't be fair on them.

I no longer want to sit for hours teaching English, but people are more than welcome to chat and pick things up from me and ask a question here and there; oh yes and I can copy and paste messages and send them back corrected if you want me to. Just ask.

CHEESECAKE;
VODKA;
WALKING;
PEOPLE;
CAMPING;
POLITICS;
LITERATURE;
FEMINISM;
ANARCHISM;
MY JOURNAL;
VEGETARIANISM;
PUBLIC ART;
ANTIQUES;
CREATIVE WRITING;
SPEAKING TO INTERPALS;
ANONYMOUS LITTER-PICKING;
JUSTICE;
MARXISM.

QUEEN MADONNA

SOME POP

HEAVY METAL
 
DRUM AND BASE

JANIS JOPLIN

I don't usually sit for long enough to watch a film but I do like protest movies or those which illustrate important issues, such as One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Boys Don't Cry and so forth.

Stand-up comedy
Sit-coms
Political satire
Comedy panel shows
Animation (Family Guy & Simpsons for ever!)

Bury my Heart at Wounded Knee
Ragged Trousered Philanphropists
Female Eunoch
Orlando
The Diary of Virginia Woolf (Vol 1-5)
Spare Rib Reader
Scum Manifesto
(generally 19th and early - mid 20th century classics)

"Either that wallpaper goes or I do": Oscar Wilde on his death bed.

"Oh Stefan, you make me smile" (anon.)

"never be unseated by the shying of that undependable brute, life..."(plagiarized by me from The Diary of Virginia Woolf, Vol 3, P.39, 1980, Hogarth Press).

"I'm not your bitch don't hang your shit on me" (MADONNA)

"DON'T BE A DRAG JUST BE A QUEEN" ( L. Ga Ga )

You liar, you fucking liar! (MEGADETH, LIAR)

"We'll use rocks on the other side." ( Einstine, also quoted in Megadeth, 'Set the World Afire'. )

"oh I'm keeping you in any case
Jack russel included" (anon.)

"so sexy? Really? Why? She's just a woman doing an awful pose who, without doubt, is no better or worse than anybody else! Get your head together mate!" (anon.)