Very funny!

Nice profile. ;)
I agree with you on the travel bit. Fun to be in other places but the getting there is a hassle.

HAPPY EASTER MR FIREMAN

Funny profile.

Love the profile.
It made me laugh.
I can't ski.
I can't firefight either.
I have not rode a bike since I was a kid.
Bt I can run real fast when there is a bottle of wine on offer.

Next time you go sking would you like to take my two dogs with you they just love to exercise.
Not sure what a sweet patootie is but I know I do not want one or need one.
I love to travel, and I like long walks on the beach but do not hold that against me as I would never force you to go. I would just write and tell you all about my adventures.

Hey, cant do the running, mountain biking or sailing bit but i can make you a nice cheese sarnie and a glass of Lindemans Bin 50.......................

hey thanks for the reply just mailing your million now you should receive it pretty soon. i dont live in belper anymore i live in oxford but havent updated my profile lol

Hi there,
Your about me made me laugh. I'm a volunteer firefighter so I only get to spend a day here or there helping save the world from imminent destruction, which means there are very few times when I'm asked for an autograph. I still hang out at the fire hall though...lol. Thanks for the smile.

okay well i do happen to have a million dollars its fake of course but still its yours if you want it. cant stand the beach sand in your toes is very uncomfortable and there are no flowers in my garden my dog killed them all.