I'm David and I'm 30 years old, I live in Cork in the south of Ireland. I'm well up for chatting with almost anyone about almost anything. I have a proper Irish sense of humour and love jokes that really thread the line. I love to take the piss out of myself and others. I love chatting with weirdos..

I love a pint of Guinness!

I'm an avid fan of music and try to go to as many gigs as I can. I've a heap of artists listed below from back when I started this page way back so that's one thing I don't need to update! I've seen a nice few of these bands live too.

Comedy and action films are my favourites. I absolutely love rooting for a charismatic villain in films. Examples would be; Hans Gruber (Die Hard), Green Goblin (Spiderman), Wormtongue (LOTR), Emperor Palpatine (Star Wars), etc. If anyone wants to ask me about films I'd be happy to discuss.

I'm a big sports fan, mainly of football. I support a bang average club from London called Fulham. I try to go over to see them as often as I can, maybe two or three times a year. I like tennis, table tennis, snooker, basketball, badminton and rugby as well.

I'm open to having a chat with almost anyone so if anything above seems interesting to you shoot me a message.

Couldn't be arsed filling in this section, I mentioned all my shite above!

Steely Dan, Aretha Franklin, Pearl Jam, Jeff Buckley, Rage Against the Machine, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Kings of Leon, Haim, Kaiser Chiefs, Arctic Monkeys, Delorentos, Patrice Rushen, The Strokes, Led Zeppelin, Pixies, Queens of the Stone Age, Love, Carole King, America, Ben Folds Five, Thin Lizzy, Lenny Kravitz, Rickie Lee Jones, Tom Waits, Jimi Hendrix, Nirvana, Arcade Fire, John Frusciante, The Eels, The Cure, Talking Heads, Muse, Biffy Clyro, Smashing Pumpkins, Hall & Oates, Bloc Party, Fleet Foxes

Anchorman, Old School, Wedding Crashers, Die Hard, Taken, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Up, The Lord of the Rings, John Wick, Lethal Weapon, Knocked Up, 40 Year Old Virgin, The Departed, Mission Impossible, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Inglorious Basterds, Jackie Brown, Don Jon

Ahh fuck this for now I'll add more later, it takes ages!

Scrubs, Frasier, Simpsons (seasons 1-10), Rick and Morty, Archer, Father Ted, IT Crowd, Black Books, The Office UK, Extras, Who Wants to be a Millionaire! (Chris Tarrant is a god), The Chase, Planet Earth, Frozen Planet, Blue Planet.. all the fucking Planets, man!, How its Made (I love the shit puns), Stranger Things, Game of Thrones (the last season sucked), 8 Out of 10 Cats

Same with this section I'll keep adding more as they come to me..