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KimMarie78   

Kim, 45 y.o.
Austin, United States [Current City]

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Joined 6 years ago, profile updated 3 years ago.

Displaying posts 1 to 10 of 123.
Reply - Conversation - Jul 1
Nice intro! Lots of humor! Greetings from Poland. Hopin' you're doing well
Reply - Conversation - May 29
Hello from Turkey..
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Reply - Conversation - May 6
Well, well, well, if it isn't the reigning champion of the chaotic circus of life! With a brood that could rival Noah's Ark and a collection of cats that could form their own parliament, you've certainly got a knack for making life interesting. And let's not forget your impressive freckle-naming skills – truly a feat of human achievement! As for your disdain for sarcasm, well, I suppose that's just one more quirk to add to the collection. But fear not, dear obnoxious American, for in a world full of blandness, your unabashed uniqueness shines like a beacon of... well, something. Here's to averagely getting along and never settling for less than five camels – because anything less would just be a hump day disappointment!
Reply - Conversation - May 5
LOL! Great one!
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Reply - Conversation - Nov 16
Not a great time of year to be a Turkey,,
Reply - Conversation - Nov 14
Didn't harbour a response, never mind God loves a " tyre", ( forgive me) , well i could have dropped to the depths of saying "Houston your looking good" , (stop digging John ) look the offer of a place to stay is there when ever , don't feel special its being constantly used by friends with my relatives a little less welcoming,, now is my dawn your night, bye
Reply - Conversation - Nov 13
The only way i could ever get a response from you, is to tell you , you are welcome and can have free accommodation over a pink shop in a two bedroom apartment in a west of Ireland town, you will be residing between two pubs with a pharmacy across the road for the cure in the morning, so bring a partner a friend or someone you don't even like , put the kids up for adoption, so the ball is in your court , ( as for the trolls reading this have a nice day in the dark )
Reply - Conversation - Nov 10
Hi KimMarie, love the sense of humour, was great just reading all that, just wondering how long it took you to write that, or perhaps its just the way your brain works and it just came out naturally. My favourite (yes there is a 'u' in that word) was that your were voted most likely to be a "foot model" never heard that one before!
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