My profile used to have the usual "no gays" disclaimer. To my surprise, I used to get more gays in my DMs than when it never used to be there. Apparently, my profile used to display whenever someone was using the search term "gay".

I learnt 2 lessons:
1. You can do something and literally get the opposite result
2. Some people refuse to scroll 2 lines down a profile, even if their life depended on it

babe wake up, cushion cat just dropped

out of all places, why tf would a grown up ahh cat sit in a vegetable market

Bro thinks he disguised

Semsem is back with spoils of war. He wasn't replaced with a rock after all.

(Semsem is a cat I meet on my way to uni)

I feel quite attracted to a soul, but no matter what I do or how much I try, it just never works out. Some things just aren't meant to, which makes life balanced on one side, but wicked on the other. Everyone has failures in life and maybe this is mine

guys
I have bad news
Semsem was replaced by a rock
the bad guys won

(Semsem is a cat I used to pass by on my way to uni)