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natochka12   

Natalie, 51 y.o.
Vinnytsya, Ukraine [Current City]

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Graduate degree

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teacher, copywriter

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Joined 11 years ago, profile updated 2 years ago.

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Reply - Conversation - Aug 3, 2018
The patient's family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say.

"Things don't look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves."

"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives.

"For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000."

Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but the men nodded in understanding, and a few actually smirked. Then the patient's daughter asked, "Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?"

"A standard pricing practice," said the head of the team. "Women's brains have to be marked down because they are used."
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WIFE: *Honey let's play a game*

HUSBAND: *Okay. What's the game about?*

WIFE: *If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall & if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall. If you run to the wrong direction, you'll give me all your salary for this month*

HUSBAND: *Okay! And if you fail in your turn, I'll have your salary too right?*

WIFE: (smiles) *Yes darling!*

HUSBAND: *Okay* (stands up ready to run in any direction)
Wife: *are you ready*

Husband: *Yes ready*

WIFE: *TURKEY*

*Its been 4 HOURS NOW...
The husband is still standing at the spot wondering if she meant the Country or the bird 😀😀😝😝👊👊

*Moral lesson... After God, Fear Women!*😂😂😂
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maybe we have same things in common. i also love nature. i prefer classic rather than modern.i am a man of principle i rather face the consequences of defending the thing which i believe in line with moral values rather than riding evil ways in order to gain personal advantage
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hi how i wanted to be your friend
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hi Natalie. i'm sorry to break your rules.Let me just admire you.. you have a so cute and lovely eyes.You know i cant prevent myself from praising lovely eyes like a lady that is you cause me too not for being unhumble is gifted with lovely eyes .you know i am trying to be gentle always cause i don't want to hurt somebody's feelings. hoping that you accept me as a friend. thanks..
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