Hey Hayley ~
(pretty name : so are you : ))

Hi. I am Brazilian and I want to know people around the world :)

you go to sleep when the cat tells you to... why exactly do you put up with this?!

just.... do what she says.... and nobody will get hurt O__O

They'll have razor sharp claws and mini poison daggers for teeth!

SPCA.....Special Patron Combat Association? While you're there pick up a BRA (Battle Ready Armor) that smells like cat food and lure all the hopeful candidates to the hiding place. We'll get the top 6, breed them, then make some super soldiers!

We're going to need a minimum of 3 cats in your living situation by the end of next year. That's the deadline. Stick to the plan mikasasasha!

You didn't even let me answer xD
(spends 10 seconds thinking to turn it into a compliment)
uuuuhhhhh in the egyptian times, only the most valuable and high-class people were worthy enough of owning cats. Soooo think of it like that :D plus, if your house doesn't smell like a cemetery that was hit by a flood of sewage sludge then you'll make a pretty nice catlady

Just going out on a limb here.

You're an artistic individual and you like cats?